I am giving up hooters girls forever

[ontilt]

PFP- I finally found the answer that I have been seeking.....exactly to the point right on description. I knew the basic concept but needed the exact medical term. One thing though, the scale only goes to 10??????
My ex was hot and what a pain in the ass.. like owning a 80's vintage Jaquar, awsome to look at and drive but a complete pain in the ass. She easily exceeded the 10 scale many times.. I couldnt even set an empty glass down correctly.
My medical terms of PMS, DMS, and PMS coinsides perfectly. PMS-pre menstral DMS- during menstral and PMS- post menstral.. it was great.. left about 4-6 days of "normal".

[RTTTTed]

ALL of us are crazy! That's why we're here! Some of us are just less crazy than others, lol.

MY EX-wife was Manic Depressive/Bi-polar. 12 years ago while she was trying to punch me in the face (about 50 times) she called the cops (after actually hitting my face with the phone and told them that while she was punching me I slapped her. Off to jail I go. 6 months before the cops dropped charges! She lied about me slapping her. PIA read ex-wife.

Once during an arguement she was doing dishes. All of a sudden she started screaming and turned around with a 10" butcher knife raised. I did actually have to punch her or get stabbed. She was our(as a couple) worst enemy. After the divorce I found out that she'd been doing anyone that would give it to her (yes an STD).

So stop whining! Feel bad about your tire, but my ex backed her car into my 3 month old ZX11 just for fun, she wasn't even really mad then. During the Divorce she sold my 8sec full chassis race car for $2,000!!! Then she burned my garage down with$100,000 worth of tools. It cost me everything to get rid of her $435,000 ... and it was worth it.

Too many stories. You gotta be married to really know what Hell can be. In a way I was lucky. I've heard a few Alcoholic and druggie stories that ended badly (worse than mine).

Now, I've got more than I had before her, a highly moddified Viper and a good wife (no paper).

Ted

[Tusc]

(some) Women are nuts. If you can find a sane one, chain her down and don't let her go.

My ex is still stalking me, albeit electronically now. Never date an Italian princess. You'd think I would have had common sense enough to realize that in the first place, but something about a 5'10" buxom blonde with blue eyes... I was defenseless. The scary part is that the training session I am in Oregon for has a girl who looks like her older, shorter cousin sitting across from me all day.

I hope you don't have any more bad luck over the Hooters situation. Why do they always go for the car?

[Kevan]

Don't jack up the Gallardo.
Chad's dad didn't do anything to ya.

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Originally Posted by Tusc

Never date an Italian princess. You'd think I would have had common sense enough to realize that in the first place, but something about a 5'10" buxom blonde with blue eyes... I was defenseless.

The scary part is that the training session I am in Oregon for has a girl who looks like her older, shorter cousin sitting across from me all day.

I hope you don't have any more bad luck over the Hooters situation. Why do they always go for the car?

Because women are the most cold hearted species walking the face of the planet and they know that a man's car is usually his pride and joy.

Originally Posted by Kevan

Don't jack up the Gallardo.
Chad's dad didn't do anything to ya.

My dad is dating a FL Hooters girl and driving a Gallardo? Go dad! Thats not gonna make mom too happy, but she'll be getting 1/2 a Gallardo in the divorce (thats like what, a Ferrari 355?)

[dblankenbaker]

Originally Posted by Tusc

Never date an Italian princess.

Thanks for this bit of information I could have used... ABOUT A YEAR AGO!

[BLWNGTS]

Originally Posted by mach4444

the club is called "SWAY" it is located on route 41 east (tamiami trail) about 2 miles east of downtown Naples. be prepared, lots of hot women of all ages but the drinks are Miami priced $5.00/ beer $7.50 for mixed etc.

hahaha... that is CHEAP!! Come party out in California once in a while.... you could buy a car every year with the prices of a good time out here!!

[Kevan]

Originally Posted by V10SpeedLuvr

My dad is dating a FL Hooters girl and driving a Gallardo? Go dad! Thats not gonna make mom too happy, but she'll be getting 1/2 a Gallardo in the divorce (thats like what, a Ferrari 355?)

Oops. Sorry. I thought the crazy boyfriend's name was Chad.
I forgot that "Chad" here means "127-page thread full of pics of Hooters girls around my car".

[Donuts4me9]

Originally Posted by mach4444

So about 6 weeks or so ago I starting dating a hooters girl. nothing to serious but fairly regularly. it all started when she got her boobs done and I went to comfort her.

as time went on I found out she has a spoiled rich guy ex-boyfriend who drives a silver gallardo. I know this cause he followed me almost all the way to my house from her apartment one night about 20 miles. this idiot was trying to tail me without being seen (staying far back, hiding behind larger cars etc.) in a gallardo!
well I did my best mafia moves and lost him after driving him in circles for about 15 minutes.

as time went on I started to get less interested in this girl. she was hot but very jealous, very moody, and called me 8 million times a day. a couple weeks ago I called her and said I think we should chill for a while. she flipped out. screaming, crying, (I am a sucker for women that cry) but mostly because she was quite a bit younger than me and as time went on I realized we didn't have that much in common (out of the bedroom).

so I started dating a woman my own age, still beautiful (she looks like a twin, albeit slightly older version, of the blonde in the black top in chads avatar) but we have a lot more in common.

last night we went out to dinner and afterwords she wants to go dancing. well there is only one real Miami style club in Naples so off we go. it also happens to be the one the hooters girls hang out in frequently. even though my ex-hooters friend usually works late on Saturdays I went along with my new girls request for some fun. I did however let her know that one of my ex gf hangs out there sometimes. she says no big deal.

5 seconds after we walk into the club we run into Diana (the ex) she is super pissed, a little buzzed and of Spanish decent (need I say more). she just lets loose, starts screaming, making a big scene, how could you leave me for this old blonde bimbo, etc.
my new gf Cathy, just shrugged it off and ignored it. (later on she told me she wanted to hit her with her spike heel). after about 10 minutes of ranting and raving her girlfriends drag her away.

right after that her lambo driving ex boyfriend shows up and starts getting in my face about "doing" his ex girlfriend. finally in my best,most under control manner I said "son I haven't been dating her for 2 weeks now so get lost". he scurries away toward the other side of the club never to be seen again.

tonight me and my girl have a nice dinner and head over to the beach to watch the sunset.
we had a great time, beautiful evening the whole bit. as we start driving away I start to feel the viper shake and smell rubber burning. wtf. I have a flat rear tire. so there we are dressed to kill on the side of the road with a flat. I get out, put the mini spare on and notice a big freaking piece of limestone as sharp as a needle stuck in my tire.

now in Florida lots of time they use crushed limestone in parking lots, driveways etc. so I really didn't think too much of it, even though the restaurant and beach we went to both have paved parking areas.

about an hour ago I get a call from a friend of mine he says "Jeff I thought you quit dating Diana" I said I did why? he says "well I saw her down the beach tonight walking past your car" what? "yeah I saw your car you were parked next to a SILVER LAMBO !

Coincidence, I doubt it but I have no real proof.

that is why I am going to quit dating hooters girls forever.

Chad, I hope you have better luck than I did.

What Hooters are you going to? I'm down at my condo in Naples and frequent the local hooters about once to twice a week. What Hooters should I be avoiding ?

btw, was that your black gen 2 with the hardtop at the Watermark a couple of weeks ago? if so, it was looking great !

Scott

[AviP]

A slashed tire is way more effort than a severely keyed car. I think you got lucky!

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Originally Posted by Kevan

Oops. Sorry. I thought the crazy boyfriend's name was Chad.
I forgot that "Chad" here means "127-page thread full of pics of Hooters girls around my car".

And don't you forget it! Kinda sad though, I don't guess my dad is the Hooters girl dating player I thought he was and mom's not getting a Ferrari F355. Oh well, she can't drive a manual transmission anyway

[mach4444]

Scott,
The hooters I am talking about is located on pineridge road right next to the harley dealer.

that was my car at the watermark grille. the 4 brothers that own the watermark (the malo brothers) all are viper fanatics from way back. they have all traded in vipers on 08 vipers. 2 have received them (black, red ) 2 are waiting on delivery (ssg and I think viper orange). the local dodge dealer is telling them anytime now.

frequent the establishment have a nice meal and introduce yourself to them, they are great people.

[VIPER GTSR 91]

AHH, Hooters girls, the wanna be titty dancers (and some actually make the move to REAL money and drugs) but there is also REAL trouble to date. Thats a wild story.