Possibly the dumbest comment Ive ever heard about my car...

[V10SpeedLuvr]

I was at a party last night and me and about 4 other people were outside. 1 guy asked me if I had a picture of my car because he had never seen it. I opened up my camera phoner and showed him. This girl grabs my camera from me and the conversation went like this:

Her: Oh my God, its 1 of those POS import cars
Me: Its a freaking Dodge
Her: Huh? It looks like a crappy import
Other guy: Its a freaking Dodge Viper
Her: So?
him: it'd beat your Cavalier
Her: If its a Viper, where's your spoiler?
Me: It didnt come with one
Her: All the Viper people I know have spoilers
Me: And exactly, how many people with Vipers do you know?
Her: six
Me: <yeah right look on my face>
Her: Six of my brother's frineds all bought Vipers at the same time
Me: Ok, great. I'd love to see their cars one day

And I walked back in the house before I said something rude.

I've heard Vipers called mustangs, corvettes, etc before, but NEVER heard one called a import lol

Anyone else ever heard some totally off the wall, funny, stupid Viper remark?

[got one]

6 friends...comments like that just beg to reveal their insecurity. Oh well, her 6 friends may own Vipers...but what does she own

[V10SpeedLuvr]

And all 6 bought them at the same time. What a coincidence. Thats a good idea though...instead of doing a group purchase for Viper accessories, we need to get up a group buy on VIPERS! Tator, Woodhouse, ya'll listening?

[SylvanSRT]

the better catch on the statement is that she has six friends and knows they all bought the same car at the same time, and that they happen to be a vipers, but dont know what kind of car that yours was? doesn't make any sense

[V10SpeedLuvr]

I thought about that too. I couldnt be too mean because she was the host of the party and I had rode with some friends and couldnt risk being kicked out and have to walk home lol

[big-n-italian]

holy crap. she sounds like a real peach.

does she always act like a know-it-all-biotch?

sheesh.

<< "Oh my God, its 1 of those POS import cars. It looks like a crappy import. >>

i always feel sorry for people like this. she obviously has much bigger "issues" that are driving her to act like that.

[Z06reformed]

Should have told her the difference between HER and your VIPER is not all six of her friends have been in your car!

[JoshW]

Are you sure her 'friends' dont have six Avengers?



Body kits rule.

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Should have told her the difference between HER and your VIPER is not all six of her friends have been in your car!

LOL this was definitly one of the more interesting females I've ever met. She 1st claimed to be a Budweiser girl which I find extremely hard to believe. She had a nice body with big melons, but the face was pretty rough. And she looked a lot older than she said she was. She said she was 27, but I wouldve guessed earlier-mid 30's. She told us later in the night that she was married but her husband "didnt mind what she did as long as she knew what she was doing"(???) Later, she came up to me in the kitchen and kissed my neck and told me how her and her husband were having problems and she wanted a divorce, but wanted to keep everything. I couldnt get out of that kitchen fast enough. But I think my favorite comment was "Kim (name changed to protect the wierd) doesnt have sex with anyone unless you buy Kim cars and jewelry" (She always spoke in the 3rd person). She said a friend of hers has slept with over 300 guys and this friend was supposedly coming to the party, but never showed up. I think I'll be skipping the next party she has.

[SUN RA KAT]

How blonde was she?

[sween]

I would of slaped her in the face...

[big-n-italian]

<< Later, she came up to me in the kitchen and kissed my neck and told me how her and her husband were having problems and she wanted a divorce, but wanted to keep everything. >>

there is a real self-centered POS gold-digger here. what do you want to bet her husband is also a POS, and put her up to it? why? the answer lies here:

<< "Kim (name changed to protect the wierd) doesnt have sex with anyone unless you buy Kim cars and jewelry" >>

happens all the time. you made her warm and moist all over the second you told her you are a "filty-rich" viper owner. you probably havent heard the last from her Chad.

[V 10 MAFIA]

Was she 18 with 4 drinks in her? I'm suprised you continued the conversation after her second idiotic reply. She obviously had no idea what the hell she was looking at when she saw the pic.

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Everything about her turned me off. The oversized ego, the "im better than you" persona, the lying, the admitting she was married and then kissing my neck, etc. I agree with you Big. I bet the husband is the same way. I cant see any sane person marrying this chick. Especially after she said her husband is ok with her having sex w/other guys (even tho thats prob a lie too). I bet they're swingers or something kinky like that and are trying to recruit me lol

[Vic]

This all boils down to one thing- You either do her, or you don't!

Sounds like you made the prudent decision.