Joke, Conservatives out to love this one

[Rich Detert]

It Costs So Little, And It Means So Much

As you are probably aware, the election is finally over.
George W. Bush will be our next President.

This will have catastrophic results on our vital, no, indispensable,
entertainment industry. Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan
Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, among many others have sworn
to leave the country if George W. Bush is elected President. And this is
where YOU can help. We need volunteers to help pack and to load moving vans.
We also need volunteers to provide airfare for these irreplaceable
national treasures so they can relocate before they can change their
minds.
For the cost of a small SUV you can sponsor one of these celebrities and
their unfortunate relocation.

You will know that your efforts are helping when you receive postcards,
letters and pictures from your chosen "refugee" as they learn to
become a useful citizen in the third world country of their choosing.

You will help, won't you?

It costs so little, but it means so much.
Call 1-800-deport-a-lib. Operators are standing by.
Major Credit cards are accepted

[Brad Manhattan Beach]

I'm in! Do believe some of the lame excuses that all of these people are using to get out of their promises? One said that they didn't mean Paris France, but Paris Texas. Give me a break. We'd all be better off without these bozos.