Madman Curie and A Cure For Rabbits

[Serious Eric]

The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history test.

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote
in hydraulics.
They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is
such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they
made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses
went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten Commandments. He died before he
ever reached Canada.
3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred
porcupines.
4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without
them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a
female moth.
5. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around
giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of
wedlock.
After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
6. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled
biscuits, and threw the java.
7. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of
Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to
be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."
8. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by
Bernard Shaw.
9. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she
was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted
"hurrah."
10. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries.
Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention

was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical
figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. Sir Francis
Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
11. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William
Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He
never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote
tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo
and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be
laid by
Juliet.
12. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel
Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton.
Milton wrote paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise
Regained.
13. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the
Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were
two
singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity
by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "A horse divided against itself
cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
14. Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent.
Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he
built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the
Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went
to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving
picture show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a
supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
15. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and
had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old
spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present.
Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was

half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
16. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so
deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when
everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for
this.
17. The nineteenth century was a time of a great many
thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started
reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network
of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which
did the work of a hundred men. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits.
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species.
Madman Curie discovered the radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers


Disclaimer: There is no credibility to the rumor that any of the above samples of spelling and logic were taken from the postings of FastFreddie or spOiler.

[Serious Eric]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FastFreddie:
Eric
Your dumb comments never seize to amaze me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO!!!

Seize this.

[Gerald]

OMG , hahahahHAHAH



I've GOTTA make it to the next VOI and have some drinks with you guys!


Gerald

[Kid97GTS]

Uh oh, Serious Eric is in danger of losing his tag. First the epic "dirtbag" joke, then the list - come on Serious One, get serious.

[Serious Eric]

Heyyy, monkey island just woke up!

Serious huhh? I'm hardly ever serious about anything. Only got that one stuck on me by PMUM during a brief fit of rage when I bit on one of his trolls for a smackfest. Don't mean nothin' now.

On the other hand kid, I'm not the only one in danger of losing his stereotype. You Smackstreet Boys have been notably subdued and nay, even smackless of late. How about the 'epic' serious motorcycle advice to Laura showing actual concern for her safety! What's up with that? Late onset maturity or have y'all just been broken by the moderators? Your rebellious spirits crushed? Say it ain't so.

As for JihadFreddie ... I'm NEVER forgetting his PLO-symp screed of Sept 12th. Any chance to have some fun and jab him as close as the rules will allow and I'll take it.

[Kid97GTS]

Hey, don't get all mushy on me Serious One. Just because I dished some advice to keep Laura from become street peanut butter and jelly doesn't mean I've gone soft. Remember, I am the one who in one epic blast sent Viperbrat packing. I also unleashed a little what-for on Ferguson that went unchallenged, so don't make me go into my reserve of scuds.

As for PMUM, I think he might have finished off J. Gator McNeck, or at least sent him behind the woodshed to lick his wounds after his latest "Manimal" blast.

As usual, the Smackstreet Boys (nice one) don't start the smack, we just finish it. Thus, our motto: "You want some, you got it."

[Serious Eric]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kid97GTS:
Thus, our motto: "You want some, you got it."
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're dangerously close to plagiarizing Toyota. What am I saying, that was from the 70s when you were not but a wee zygote.

If your shelves are overstocked with scuds you can always lob a few into Jihad's cave and bounce the rubble. Think of it as a weapons development exercise - like shooting at an unmanned drone. It's not real combat but it'll do.

[Kid97GTS]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eric Schieve:
You're dangerously close to plagiarizing Toyota. What am I saying, that was from the 70s when you were not but a wee zygote.

If your shelves are overstocked with scuds you can always lob a few into Jihad's cave and bounce the rubble. Think of it as a weapons development exercise - like shooting at an unmanned drone. It's not real combat but it'll do.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was taught that as long as I changed one one word for every five, it's not plagiarism. Thus, the change of "asked for it" to "want some" should be sufficient.

As far as scud practice, that's not a bad suggestion, as since IEAT left there really hasn't been a drone to take shots at - although McNeck is promising....

[XS TORQ]

I just cannot keep myself from following these threads. They get me laughing so hard I almost choke on my street peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Kinda like a car wreck. You don't wanna watch, but you can't NOT watch.

[Serious Eric]

we gets bored, we stirs the doo-doo, we has some big fun, eh mancub?

-King Louie-

[Gerald]

Serious Eric is reply in coded Messages, here is what he really meant to say if you unscrammble it.

We gets some big doo-doo, has man-cub stirred the fun? eh?


Watchout, his Elqueda network of translaters are hard at work trying to keep the smack talking up the elite "SmackStreet" boyzzz...

[Serious Eric]

huh? me scratch melon ... no understand. Gerald babble like drunken nitwit. he spelling bad now too. bad like JihadFreddie. Gerald lay down now sober up ... then come back later.