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Old 02-18-2002, 10:56 PM   #1
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Default Viper making me fat and smart...

I take my snake to the rec center on campus for a workout. Start on my 2 mile run as usual.. get about 1/4 mile in and my stomach is sick thinking of my poor snake out there all alone off in the corner of the parking lot. Can't run anymore... must leave... I'm going to get fat if I can't shake this affection with my car.. because driving that old beat up daily driver just doesn't work on a sunny day.

Then, today in my first class my teacher asks me to talk to him in the middle of class. we go to the hallway and he very very sheepishly asks me if I will give his wife a ride in the viper because he told her one of his students got one and she's been beggin for a ride. I agree, and during the ride make her promise to do everything in her power to make sure I get an A because I see alot of missed classes coming up on warm sunny days. She says no problem.

this car is incredible!

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Old 02-19-2002, 12:03 AM   #2
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I wish I could have had the determination to save up and buy a Viper during school. Congrats on the ride. Must be helpful in meeting temporary female companions.

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Old 02-19-2002, 06:31 AM   #3
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I don't know if you're concerned about leaving the Viper out in a parking lot unattended. The only thing that happens to mine is that it gets nose prints on the windows and hand prints everywhere else.

I would hazard to guess if anything happened to your car there would be a thousand witnesses.

I'm using the spelling checker since that poor kid who posted with a misspelling on college. That is pretty sad.

I wonder, though, how many engineers can spell "engineer"?



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Old 02-19-2002, 08:26 AM   #4
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I even wonder why we call ourselves that. Last time I checked there was no pistons or gas tank in my laptop.

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Old 02-19-2002, 03:23 PM   #5
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I have "benefited" from giving a Viper ride a few times..

If yu can get a sure "B" on that class, got for it! Take him on a ride too, even on the weekends! I would...free "A" is cheap if it only means a few gas tanks of gas.

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Old 02-19-2002, 03:39 PM   #6
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this is quite shocking, but when I read the title

Viper making me fat and smart...

somehow that's how it reads

Viper making me fart and smat ...




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