20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

Neil - UK

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20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

1. You think there is something wrong with you because the novelty has not yet worn off………....after 3 years

2. On some corners of the track, you are yelling at Ferrari’s to get out the ing way

3. You’re driving around with a permanant grin.

4. All of a sudden become a hit with the ladies

5. You spend longer cleaning the car before going on a date than getting yourself ready.....

6. You speed up when you see a ‘dangerous bends ahead’ sign

7. The car won't come out of second gear in tunnels.

8. …….and if you’ve got a cat bypass….you’ll just spend the day in the tunnel going back and forth

9. You spend money on upgrades as if it was a game of “Gran Turismo”

10. Leaving your car out of sight for more than half an hour is unthinkable

11. You’re the only car parked in the supermarket car park and an MPV/People Carrier/4x4 comes and parks right next to you.

12. When its dry, you can overtake ‘anything’

13. When its wet, ‘anything’ can overtake you

14. You know every *** hole in town

15. Your girlfriend has asked at least once what you would do if you had to decide between her and the Viper

16. You've lied to your Girlfriend at Least once!

17. You think a mini is a practical car

18. You suddenly gain the ability to pack suitcases and shopping bags

19. Down the pub the conversation invariably turns to the subject of your car – even if you don’t bring it up

20. You’ve just spent 5 minutes reading this, whilst nodding your head, smiling and laughing – at least one person in your house/office is staring at you thinking your stark raving mad !
 

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

I'll take any route with a tunnel now, even if its outta my way!
 

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

awesome list

#21. on the local cops list of cars to pull over at least once.
 

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

Was I the only one expecting a picture with 10 women in it?
 

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

Oh man! I have heard #15 on many occasions. I usually plead the 5th ... and then spend the night alone.
 
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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

I'll take any route with a tunnel now, even if its outta my way!

There's a great number of long tunnels around Swiss/French border where they have cut roads through the alps, haven't been through in the viper though

In 2001 (trip to Lemans) we had a small viper convoy through a few tunnels on the outskirts of Paris, that was fun
 

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

12 and 13 especially are the best lmao. I'v had civics pass me on a road course in the rain :eek:
 
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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

Ain't that the truth! :2tu:
 

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

12 and 13 especially are the best lmao. I'v had civics pass me on a road course in the rain :eek:

You wuss! I was out in the rain (which turned into thunder and lightning!), my tranny wouldn't engage in 3rd or 4th gears, yet people were still waving me to pass them! ;)
 

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

I could add a few more:

21. You know the apex of every turn going to work
22. You have driven 93 miles out of your way in the wrong direction to stay out of any road construction and your only complaint was that your detour wasn not longer.
23. You went to pick up something from the corner grocery store 5 minutes away and it took 4 hours.
24. You arm is sore from all the Zaino you have put on.
25. You meet the builder of your new house and the first thing you are concerned about is if the driveway is Viper friendly.
26. The garage in your new house is larger than your living area.
27. Your car budget is larger than your mortgage
28. Speed limits are merely a suggestion.
29. You see one of the signs that display your speed and you try to see how much you can make it read.
30. You have been video taped by another car

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

I've done number 29. SHHHH, don't tell.
 

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

12 and 13 especially are the best lmao. I'v had civics pass me on a road course in the rain :eek:

You wuss! I was out in the rain (which turned into thunder and lightning!), my tranny wouldn't engage in 3rd or 4th gears, yet people were still waving me to pass them! ;)
Sorry man, I respect the rain especially at Watkins Glenn :eek:
 

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

> I've done number 29. SHHHH, don't tell

I was disappointed by the result. It just flashes "97" in red...
 

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

32. You know where all of the cool parking spots are in every shopping center.
 

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33. You keep wondering ... "should I delete the muffler"? If you have already delted the muffler, you are thinking "should I go with high-flow cats?" If you already have high-flow cats, you are thinking "should I delete the cats and the resonators?"
 

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

34. You downshift just to turn up the volume as you approach a Ricer.
 

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Re: 20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..

35. You find yourself wondering when that dang "Viperair" thread will die.
 
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