Viper Comment of the Day

[ViperGMC]

I was filling up at a gas station, when this beat-up old Chevy pick up pulled along side and revved his engine. I gave him a look like, what do you want.

The guy leaned out and said,

“I'm just a dumb country boy, but that is the prettiest thing I ever seen . . . . except for my wife’s a$$”

My response, “let me give her a ride and I’ll scare the pants off her and you’ll have two pretty things to look at.” I’m normally not that witty.

He responded, “stay right there, I’ll go get her.”

 

[SnakeEye]

You be fast.

 

[Craig 201 MPH]

Party on Wayne

 

[SMHOD]

Pictures?

Scott

 

[98MODMTR]

Party on Wayne

Party on....craig.

 

[womsterr]

Hahaha.....GREAT.

 

[Andy 98 RT/10]

My response, “let me give her a ride and I’ll scare the pants off her and you’ll have two pretty things to look at.” I’m normally not that witty.

Nice one man

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

“I'm just a dumb country boy, but that is the prettiest thing I ever seen . . . . except for my wife’s a$$”

I probably would have replied with "I agree."

 

[LynnRI]

"I agree" ...

LOL

 

[Lee00blacksilverGTS]

Lynn, did you know Chuck has TWO Vipers? And he's funny AND single? Chuck you can forward the funds anytime!

 

[LynnRI]

Lynn, did you know Chuck has TWO Vipers? And he's funny AND single? Chuck you can forward the funds anytime!

Lee, May I call you "Huggy Bear"?

Yes, I did know that about Chuck.

Did you know that I recently won an award for an exceptionally well done project, and my company is sending me on an all expense paid trip to Florida on March 30th?

 

[Hisserman]

Darn, she just missed Gasparilla!!

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

Chuck you can forward the funds anytime!

****.

 

[LynnRI]

Darn, she just missed Gasparilla!!

what's that?

 

[DodgeViper01]

That was the laugh of the day.

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

Darn, she just missed Gasparilla!!

what's that?

Tampa's version of Mardi Gras.

 

[LynnRI]

Tampa's version of Mardi Gras.

Oh.
Well, in that case, you'll have to come up with Chuck's version of Mardi Gras for my visit.

 

[BigCarrot]

Shnikeys!!!

 

[Viperfreak2]

Tampa? You're from TAMPA? That's so cool, I'm from Kotex.

 

[Lee00blacksilverGTS]

Lynn, you should post a picture of yourself. There are tons of single viper owners in Texas. Instant social life once you relo!

Huggy

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

There are tons of single viper owners in Texas.

Steers and ******. Too bad for Lynn.

 

[LynnRI]

Lynn, you should post a picture of yourself

Hug-Lee,
Uhhhhhhhh, And what would you suggest I caption it? "Who wants a crack at me?".

Steers and ******. Too bad for Lynn.

LynnRI <----- on phone with suicide prevention......

 

[Lee00blacksilverGTS]

Just remember who told ya to move to Michigan!

 

[LynnRI]

Just remember who told ya to move to Michigan!

I remember! And you gave me pause, but I decided if I was going to leave RI, I wanted something completely different...

All kidding aside, I've fallen in love with the people in Texas. They've been extremely warm & welcoming to me (aside from torturing me about my Rhode Island accent..."It's Park the Car Darlin', not Pahk the Cah"), even complete strangers. I look forward to the move....aside from the having to make new friends part