If I had a naked woman in the passenger seat...

Rocketman66

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she would have black eyes. :) I have never driven anyone else's Viper but holy #$%^, my Viper has to be the roughest ride around. I know the suspension is very stiff but if I hit an ant on the road I will **** up and down. I think a neck brace will soon be in-order. I have only 15000 miles and have had the shocks checked, all if fine. So, any comments. How does you car handle little bumps?
 

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The roads in the towns up here are in really bad shape right now.. and even the smallest unevenness can be felt.. hard! So I try to avoid the larger bumps.

The Viper is a hard ride that's for sure. But that is just one of the things that makes it so rough :) Personally I like it!
 

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You have a NAKED woman in the seat next to you and you are thinking about the bumps in the road??????????????
 

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she would have black eyes. :) I have never driven anyone else's Viper but holy #$%^, my Viper has to be the roughest ride around. I know the suspension is very stiff but if I hit an ant on the road I will **** up and down. I think a neck brace will soon be in-order. I have only 15000 miles and have had the shocks checked, all if fine. So, any comments. How does you car handle little bumps?


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If I had a naked woman in the passenger seat, I wouldn't know whether she had black eyes or not. I'd be focused elsewhere.
 

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A naked woman in the passenger seat should be gagging when you go over bumps, not getting black eyes.
 

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<< a NAKED woman in the seat next to you >>

EVERY WOMAN that sits in MY Viper is naked! It is true, under their clothes, they are a NAKED!! :D
 

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My GTS rides a lot smoother with the triple Penskes and Hypercoil springs, than with the stock shocks. Made a big difference.

The only time I am aware of the bumps is when my wife gets in and starts the inevitable complaining about how its not as smooth as her Lexus. (As if I didn't hear her the first twelve times she told me!)
 

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My GTS rides better with eibach springs.They are progressive rate.Start out softer then get 20% stiffer.Got them from JOn B.As far as the naked women passenger thing goes I would be more worried about my wife,a steak knife and a sex change operation. GTS Bruce
 
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