You know you own a Viper when.....

[Paul Hawker]

Every time you run down the highway you get that feeling that you OWN it!

The Viper is the ultimate freeway authority. (Cops don't count).

 

[onerareviper]

You take thrill rides at 2:00 AM to avoid traffic and use the car as intended.

 

[onerareviper]

You seek tunnels just so you can go WOT and hear the glorious V10 roar.

 

[C-Note]

I have learned how to read lips, poeple stating at your car as you drive bye say "Viper" out loud even if they are all by themselfs.

 

[C-Note]

You are treated like a king at any Dodge dealership.

 

[NOTV8]

When they asked "Is that the new corvette?"

 

[Andrew/USPWR]

........you enjoy HAVING to wash the car.

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

When telling people you own a Viper impairs their hearing. Everytime I'm asked what type car I have and respond "a Viper", they're next words are always "a WHAT??"

 

[santo]

.... people's necks get stiff as you drive by.

Some people don't want to appear like they are looking and have locked their neck muscles to not make any movement but their eyes are rolling around and are fixated on your car. Just look and don't be shy

Santo

 

[kaval]

yes ot rea;;y happened.

I was promptly escorted out of the club...

the car was parked right outside the front door for

everyone to see... the valet was too scared to park it

( like I wouda let him )

Somehow my wife was able to remind me of my marital status

for the entire 40 min trip home over the rumble of the

exhaust. My neck still hurts from nodding yes dear.

 

[06 VIPER]

when automacticlly "U DA MAN."

 

[DodgeViper01]

You are treated like a king at any Dodge dealership.

Gotta love that!

 

[ViperGTS]

every time you go into the garage a BIG GRIN is covering your face...
...even after 10 years or so!

 

[AlbertFattal]

This happens: http://www.albertfattal.com/SoCal%20Slither/SoCal%20Slither%20Video-12.avi

 

[VENOMAHOLIC]

When you are at work and almost daily somebody different makes a comment to you regarding it no matter how high up they are on the corporate ladder.

 

[jdoc7]

Al,
Nice vid, did traffic in the right lane stop just for the Vipers to enter? That is sweet! Always a sight to behold, a bunch of Vipers in tow.

 

[PDCjonny]

This happens: http://www.albertfattal.com/SoCal%20Slither/SoCal%20Slither%20Video-12.avi

Without trying to start an argument, that video says two things to me.
1. How great and timeless is the GTS design? There they are amongst the SRT/10 and they not only hold they're own, the still look outrageous. The RT/10 looks great as well.

2. Street Vipers with wings look silly ridiculous.

 

[418viper]

When you are walking the dog and you pick up anything that remotely looks like a nail in the street and you are three miles from home...

 

[Viper_GR]

when people shut their ears because of the sound of your engine

 

[VIPR GTS]

When you meet a freinds wife for the first time and she says "oh, you're the one with the CAR"
you know she has heard his whinning once too often

 

[RichieSRT10]

Twin Turbo Porsche on a cops salary....Things that make you go HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

 

[Flash Gordon]

Don't know what they make in FL and GA. Up here in NY and NJ they make well over six figures without overtime...

 

[Asp Man]

...even your dad asks you how fast you've had it up to.
or:
...you take a personal day just to wash and wax the car.

I do love the king treatment at the dealer, even when I'm just ordering some small part like an a/c belt. That's something I never get with any other car, new or used.

 

[santo]

... when a trip to the corner store that normally takes 5 minutes takes 2 hours. Time well spent talking to people and taking several detours to make the drive longer.

What a thrill.
Santo

 

[zen garage]

You have to push it out of the garage and down the driveway before you start for fear of waking your wife and kids.

or.....

After a late night out and I mean late, you have to shut the car off a block or so before your house and pray your wife doesnt hear you coasting into the driveway!

 

[Jcoopacr2000]

You get out of bed at 3 AM and check on your Viper, the first you leave it in a motel parking lot

 

[KWIK96]

Driving on the freeway, you are the shark in the goldfish bowl

 

[danalt]

when you spend all your computer time on VCA instead of a nice **** site

 

[ViperJames]

when you spend all your computer time on VCA instead of a nice **** site

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ViperKSA]

When people who speed up to get a better look at you, stick their camera phones outside their car windows and drop it as you give them some of the engine music ......felt sorry for the poor guy